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psychic sayings(lightening the mood :) )
06-05-2013, 05:50 PM
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Wink psychic sayings(lightening the mood :) )
10) If at first you don't succeed, your foresight failed.

9) I'm psychic, so you don't need to say anything.

8) Congratulation on your wedding. It was lovely. Too bad it's not going to work out.

7) Happy Birthday! You'd better enjoy this one, as I really don't see many left for you.

6) You may think my psychic ability is B.S., but you should really see your proctologist ASAP.

5) I'm psychic. Trust me, you'll love the collared greens and custard puff pastry.

4) Welcome to the Psychic Hotel. We know you will enjoy your stay.

3) How come there are no psychic political leaders?

2) Economists are unable to predict the end of bad recessions, because they're not psychic.

... and the #1 Psychic Saying is:

1) When in doubt, know the future.

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