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Psychic Onions & Fruit
08-06-2014, 08:53 PM
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Psychic Onions & Fruit
Good Evening everybody,

I'm new on this forum, I do hope to communicate with you all. It has been researched that fruit and vegetables contain psychic powers .. that we should take advantage of their wonderful energy. How much money do all of you spend on psychics? There is no need to as I have the answer:
Yes, the answer could be in your very own garden:
To find the initial of your prospective lover take an apple,
Peel it in one go:
Throw the peel over your shoulder:
The peel should form an initial:
Whatever the shape of the peel resembles in
the alphabet: will be the initial of your future
lover or partner:

To bring a lover closer to you:
Gather an onion from Tesco or wherever:
Carve your lovers name on one side:
Your name on the opposite side:
Plant it in a pot in the part of your house
where the sun shines:
Recite once a week:
As this onion grows--My lover comes to me:

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08-06-2014, 10:26 PM
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RE: Psychic Onions & Fruit
Probably I'll get more sense out of an onion than a psychic, sure a potato could predict my future more accurately. Big Grin
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09-06-2014, 05:07 PM
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RE: Psychic Onions & Fruit
Yes, you can use potatoes to predict your future. Peel the spud in one go like I've explained with the apple, same procedure goes, throw peel over your shoulder and look to see what initial the curled peel resembles.
Make a talisman out of your spud:
Carve a face on a large spud that's shaped like a head:
Use your imagination & decorate it - eyes, nose, mouth:
If you have plastic noses, eye,lips like you would
of had for Mr Potato Head use em an all. Stick arms
& legs in. As long as you do this with feeling:
When you think you've got the likeness of lover;
Or at least the nearest you can get:
Leave on window will for 24 hours:
Take to bed with you at night: talk to it:
Think of your potato as your lover:
In the morning carry it around with you
all day, in handbag or pocket:
Do the same procedure for a further 6 days
On the 7th day you may find it has an odour:
Work colleagues may be sniffing wondering where
the odour is coming from: Ignor them, when you
Go home bury the spud in your garden: if you don't
Have access to one bury in public park or somewhere
similar. Your lover will come closer to you over the
28 day period: if waiting for a runaway lover to return:
The lover will be back within 4 weeks:

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