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My early readings and the phrases that make me laugh out loud
31-03-2012, 07:23 PM
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My early readings and the phrases that make me laugh out loud
Reading 1- Your father has died hasn't he? Yes I replied. Did he have a problem with his breathing before it died? Yes it stopped.

Reading 2- Are you hear about work and the problems you have been having with your boss? No! Yes I thought not!

Reading 3- I expect you will get contact from your ex. Can you tell me when? Who knows

There were so many other bad ones
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31-03-2012, 07:24 PM
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oops here not hear
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31-03-2012, 07:28 PM
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(31-03-2012 07:23 PM)yourexiscomingbackhonest Wrote:  Reading 1- Your father has died hasn't he? Yes I replied. Did he have a problem with his breathing before it died? Yes it stopped.

Reading 2- Are you hear about work and the problems you have been having with your boss? No! Yes I thought not!

Reading 3- I expect you will get contact from your ex. Can you tell me when? Who knows

There were so many other bad ones

All a load of doddle psychics tell you want you want to hear. Then you become a mess!!!
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31-03-2012, 07:29 PM
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I can't see there being psychics in the future
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31-03-2012, 07:50 PM
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One I had was "so you want a reading don't you?
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31-03-2012, 08:36 PM
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Haha! my fave was being told "your ringing about an ex" ummm no, "well spirit are showing me you do have an ex"
Well, unless I had been indoctrinated into the local nunnery at aged 14, then it is pretty likely that I do have an ex I would think.
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31-03-2012, 09:33 PM
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Sorry but reading one has had me in stitches......

I will never forget a reading I had last year.... honestly had me in stitches from start to finish. I had phoned about a house move... and the reader in question had recently split from her ex...... and spent the whole reading ranting about Men, and how they were all messed up, and I ended up giving her relationship advice... now yes, technically I should have stopped the reading and asked for my money back, and while I shouldn't find someone elses bad time amusing, honestly, was the funniest and bizarre reading I have ever had in my life.......

And then I went back a few weeks later to ask for the house move reading...... and the reader I spoke to this time would not read for me about my house, and was adamant I had to hear about my ex... again this was another totally bizarre reading..... because I really do not want my ex back, we have been split up three years now, he is married, and I moved on a long time ago... but no.. said reader was having none of it, and was adamant he would be back by xmas..... I did tell her that maybe in some alternative reality we would be together, but in this reality I was holding out for someone who deserved me......

I wont say what phone line this was on, but this just emphasises the reasons as to why I refuse to use phone lines now LMAO

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire
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01-04-2012, 10:14 AM
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(31-03-2012 07:29 PM)yourexiscomingbackhonest Wrote:  I can't see there being psychics in the future
HA Ha have you become clairvoyant!!!!!!!
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01-04-2012, 01:27 PM
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Thank you Flamered I was hoping someone would recognise my sledgehammer wit ;-)
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01-04-2012, 05:29 PM
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(Telephone reading: Keep in mind I have a deep voice....)

Me: hi

Psychic: ''Are you black''

Me: ''no''?

Psychic: ''Well i see in a past life that you were''

Me: ''I'd like to know more about this life please''

Psychic: ''Your past equals your future love''

Me: ''ok''

Psychic: ''I feel africa is really strong around you''

Me: ''Africa?? I've never been and never really thought about it''

Psychic: ''Wait, let me tune in, I need to hear you breath, breath louder''

Me: 'Err ok' (Takes deep breath in then out)

Psychic: ''ah i've got it. I feel like your a slave to someone'',

Me: ''Pardon''?

Psychic: ''Yes, a slave'', ''someone has you wrapped around their thumb. It's making sense now, you know, before i got black and African coming through, but now spirit is showing me what they meant''

Me: ''Er, I'm not with anybody at the moment''

Psychic: ''But you were weren't you, thats who you're calling up about''

Me: ''ermm.. no''

Psychic: ''Was she black'' ....
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